It's a blog! Mainly of book reviews.
Arcite: You're my cousin and best pal! Let's have a fight over a woman you've never spoken to!
Palomon: OK - but I'm in shackles.
Arcite: Don't worry - I'll get you out of those, feed you up and provide you with arms and armour. Then we can fight to the death!
Me: Everybody who plays a significant role in a Romance is nuts.